Once Again Taking Delight in the Misery of Others

Today at Wal Mart some 10 year old kid kicked his Dad in the nuts.

If the sight of that wasn't hilarious enough, the father then proceeded to storm out of the store screaming at his wife at the top of his lungs "I AM NOT A DUMBASS! HE CANNOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT! NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO KICK ME THERE!" (The mother was taking the kid's side in the argument.)

I proceeded to slump over against my car, trying not to pee my pants from laughing. This just made the angry nut-kicked father angrier. I ended up behind them in traffic a few minutes later, and when we pulled up to the red light, the father opened up the drivers side door and threw up.

Back in my day if I kicked my Dad in the nuts hard enough to make him throw up, I would have been in for a serious time-out. I'm betting that this kid got still got to go to Burger King.