3. Kentucky Fried Chicken
East Main Street
Strategically located near both Water Street Music Hall and the Harro East Ballrooom, this is often the place unsuspecting out-of-towners will stop after a concert. It has the essential bulletproof glass between you and the cashier, plus this crazy bullet- and shiv-proof lazy susan contraption to get your food from the kitchen with out any human contact. Closed recently for health code violations, usually full of bums, smells heavily of old grease and body odor. Located around the corner from Planned Parenthood. Not very scary, except when the anti-abortion protesters are also hanging out there.